Letters To Life

Are you going through a bad one-sided break-up? Are you listening to sad songs in loops? Have you been remembering all the joyous moments you spent just thinking about the look she gave you three weeks ago, which certainly meant she was madly in love with you? If the answer is yes, then don’t worry we have help for you. What was that? You don’t know what a one-sided breakup is? Then this article’s not for you. Go do something better with your life like Tinder or whatever. You still want to know? OK, a one-sided breakup is where you get the final nailed-on confirmation from your one-sided love interest that she’s not into you. And she never will be. (This part is important!) Look, she was never into you to begin with but you always harboured hope. Whenever she passed a smile or even a glance at you, you started thinking of all the lovely grandchildren you’d have with her. But then one day she starts seeing someone else. You’re still hopeful because that guy is an asshole, eve...

Ladies and gentlemen of the class of 2007, drink beer. If I had to offer you one advice for the future, beer would be it. The long term benefits of beer have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense that advice now... Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; never mind, you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you imagine. Do one thing everyday that scares you Sing Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours. Floss Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself. Remember the compliments you receiv...

Everyone has their stories of some incidents or the other with their ATM machines. The other day, my friend left his card in the card slot of a nearby ATM thinking he had collected it while the machine had gobbled it up without ...erm...a beep. Today I had a brush with the same teller machine. I went to collect some cash (obviously!) and was in a bit of a hurry when this happened. After inserting the card, our conversation (me and the machine) went something like this. The words in bracket are my thoughts at the time... ATM: Do you want a printed receipt? Me: No (I care for the environment.) ATM: Receipts may not be printed . Do you want to continue? Me: Yes (When did I say I wanted them in the first place?) ATM: Receipts may not be printed . Do you want to continue? Me: Yes (For heaven sake! I'm getting late here.) ATM: Receipts may not be printed . Do you want to continue? Me: Yes (If you ask one more time, I'm gonna smash you and take the cash.....AND the receipt...