Tips on Surviving a ‘One-Sided’ Breakup

Are you going through a bad one-sided break-up? Are you listening to sad songs in loops? Have you been remembering all the joyous moments you spent just thinking about the look she gave you three weeks ago, which certainly meant she was madly in love with you? If the answer is yes, then don’t worry we have help for you. What was that? You don’t know what a one-sided breakup is? Then this article’s not for you. Go do something better with your life like Tinder or whatever. You still want to know? OK, a one-sided breakup is where you get the final nailed-on confirmation from your one-sided love interest that she’s not into you. And she never will be. (This part is important!) Look, she was never into you to begin with but you always harboured hope. Whenever she passed a smile or even a glance at you, you started thinking of all the lovely grandchildren you’d have with her. But then one day she starts seeing someone else. You’re still hopeful because that guy is an asshole, eve...